Nice Things and Chitlins

31st October 2011

Post reblogged from Whiskey and Goats Milk

I fart in my sleep

Apparently my dashboard is trying to tell me something about farting in bed. Anyway, fair warning Whiskey, don’t keep air freshener around your bed unless you’re looking for a fight.

whiskeyandgoatsmilk:

Its not a weird thing. I don’t care that much about it. I’m not completely embarrassed by it. I’m human and as such, these things will happen.

If anything, it’s kind of awesome. My body can do what it wants my subconscious gets the satisfaction of not dealing with the embarrassment. 

Women, I recommend the “farting in your sleep” move. It’s thoroughly good.

Source: whiskeyandgoatsmilk