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I fart in my sleep

Apparently my dashboard is trying to tell me something about farting in bed. Anyway, fair warning Whiskey, don’t keep air freshener around your bed unless you’re looking for a fight.

whiskeyandgoatsmilk:

Its not a weird thing. I don’t care that much about it. I’m not completely embarrassed by it. I’m human and as such, these things will happen.

If anything, it’s kind of awesome. My body can do what it wants my subconscious gets the satisfaction of not dealing with the embarrassment. 

Women, I recommend the “farting in your sleep” move. It’s thoroughly good.

via whiskeyandgoatsmilk
Posted on Monday, October 31 2011.
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  3. alisaurusbot said: i do too sometimes. no one’s perfect, but i think this makes me closer than most.
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    dashboard is trying to tell me something about farting...bed. Anyway, fair warning...
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  20. amandavackrinos said: Im pretty sure everyone does.
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  22. thewordunheard said: I do too. Apparently the first time Andreas ever slept over with me, he says I farted the whole night long.
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